The Sylveon Pokemon

Sylvia Ivory

Eryn Vineyard

I know, successful or not, I am who I am

Who is Eryn?

Note

The keywords "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this section are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

Names

You SHOULD call me Eryn or Erin. You SHOULD NOT use the name Sylvia1. You SHOULD capitalize my name. The (in)definite article2 MAY be used before my name (e.g The Erin appears, An Eryn is about to sell you something3)

Pronouns

You SHOULD use she/her, fae/faer, they/them (not necessarily in this order). You MAY use other neopronouns. You MUST NOT use he/him. When the language is not English, prefer feminine pronouns

What is Eryn?

  • Existent[citation needed]
  • Person4
  • Mild Mili Fan5
  • Non binary6
  • Certified crustacean7
  • Certified blahaj fan8
  • Not a weather station[disputed]

When is Eryn?

12:00 (correct twice a day)9

Where is Eryn?

Not in the ocean10 surprisingly enough

Why is Eryn?

I am for these things

Biking

Riding a bike is fun. I am very safe at riding a bike

Music

I highly recommend for you to listen to Mili. Here's a list of songs I recommend first

  1. Hero
  2. Compass
  3. Grown-up's Paradise
  4. In Hell We Live, Lament
  5. Victim
  6. String Theocracy

In addition to Mili, I recommend:

  • Isaak Wolf
  • Lappy
  • Fractal Dreamers
  • HalaCG
  • KIRA
  • YonKaGor

Games

Play Balatro, I very highly recommend it. Gambling go brrrr

  1. Balatro
  2. Enter the Gungeon
  3. Cities Skylines

Programming

It's a 50/50 although Lua is always nice. I've recently been getting into Zig, really cool language. WebAssembly is really cool. Actually,

  1. Lua
  2. Rust
  3. Zig
  4. Elixir
  5. Julia

Here's a list of programming languages and,

  1. WebAssembly
  2. LuaJIT
  3. WASI
  4. OpenResty

Here's a list of technologies

Policy

Policy is pretty neat actually:

  • No one is illegal on stolen land11
  • GenAI generated content is theft12
  • Government is of the people, by the people, for the people

If you think that GenAI13 is good or "the future", never interact with me again.

How is Eryn?

  1. Proving my version of justice is more just than yours14
  2. Conquering the land and having you slain15
  3. Saving a spot for you in the recycle bin16
  4. Embracing death as an angel17
  5. Being the reason why I still believe in this lie18
  6. Cursing this relationship between you and me19
  7. Selling your properties to the devil20
  8. Plotting against the government20
  9. Wishing a painful death for the lactose intolerant21

Footnotes

  1. Old name, no longer used ↩

  2. Merriam-Webster: definitive article, "the" ↩

  3. We are calling about your car's extended warranty ↩

  4. 1 U.S. Code § 8 ↩

  5. trust me ↩

  6. non-binary.mov ↩

  7. Mr. Krabs ↩

  8. Blahaj ↩

  9. a stopped clock is right twice a day ↩

  10. I am not drowning yet ↩

  11. Trail of Tears ↩

  12. Copyright ↩

  13. Generative Artificial Intelligence, aka corporate plagiarism ↩

  14. Hero - Mili ↩

  15. Gala1ad and Scientific Witchery - Mili ↩

  16. Gone Angels - Mili ↩

  17. My Gospel is Gunpowder - Lappy ↩

  18. Through the Patches of Violet - Mili ↩

  19. Compass - Mili ↩

  20. Painful Death for the Lactose Intolerant - Mili ↩ ↩2

  21. For you, there is no lament ↩